Flats

"'I'm gonna kick your butt.' -Flats the Flounder"

Flats Flounder
Ever since a young age, Flats was dangerous by nature. Flats didn't commit his first crime until age 23, however. When he was alive, he had a long history of repeatedly committing the heinous crime of kicking people's butts, not metaphorically beating them, but physically kicking people in their rear ends. He was pro Squadward during Squadward's Calamity, but never did any fighting himself. After a while, he became famous on social media for his mean spirited posts, often aimed to shamelessly make fun of people. He had a burning antipathy towards Bratty and Catty, because Catty insulted him back when he made fun of her. Flats then kicked Catty's butt, causing their feud to start. Flats repeatedly called Catty names, often calling her "Lucky" because he made a joke about her looking like a Maneki-neko good luck talisman.

Flats's Butt-Kicked List
In Chronological Order:
 * Bigweld
 * Pikachu
 * Spongebob (punched)
 * Porky Minch
 * The Basilisk
 * Catty

Death
Catty became passionately hateful towards Flats after a few months, and after his offensive "Ratty and Fatty" Tik Tok was posted, Catty finally snapped and ate Flats the next time he walked by her house.

Flats's One True Fan
The only person on this plane of existence who is known to fully like Flats is Squilliam Fancyson (Patrick grew bitter after many years of separation from Flats). Squilliam truly loved Flats's blatantly offensive posts and often re-posted his works on his own social media platform. He even took credit for making Flats's viral "Two Pop Tarts" meme. Due to all this, Flats actually grew to fully hate Squilliam as much as he hated Catty.

Likes

 * Insulting People
 * Tik Tok
 * Kicking People's Butts

Dislikes

 * Catty
 * Being Stood Up To
 * The Youtube Algorithm